Preface

Funsutra of a Ruined MBA degree is a Blog that narrates story of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P., Love and Life based in a B - school in a university Campus. It is an attempt to bring Campus life to Blog Pages.As the name of the Blog suggests, it will not be giving you any insights into MBA but a glimpse about life inside University gates in an average B - School (strictly not from the upper crust). I chose to narrate this story from Rahul’s eyes, the main character lead, who is an unambitious drifter and lands up in this B - School for fun, frolic, friendship, love and off course the MBA degree! The only reasons that he chose MBA is that one, it is in fashion (soon can be announced as India’s National Degree) and second, in hope that it will land up in a job, paying good BUCKS... Statutory Warning - This blog will not guide you anything related to MBA, getting good grades or Placements, however it can teach you how to screw up your MBA . Read at your own Risk!

Hostel Life | MBA Hostel Life | IIM, IIT,AIIMS | Bollywood Hollywood | Best time of Life

Fun-sutra of an Amusing Hostel Life

As per my point of view hostel life is just like an Ice-cream. You have to enjoy it before it melts. Two years in the HSV hostels was the Platinum period of our lives, pleasant memories of this place always leaves “Us” wet in the rains  of nostalgia.

(Us = me + Baba Ji + Hemant + Nick +Abhinav + many others)

To start with ,the first biggest pleasure that University hostels  provide is absolute freedom from all the never ending questions and suggestions that poor day scholars need to face from their parents every day. Here are some best examples…
“where are you going?” “With whom are you going….?”
“What time will you come back…?”
“Itni der kaha laga di…..?.”
“Ye bhi koi time hai ghar aane ka….? dus (10 ) baj rahe hai…”
 “ek ghantte se phone pe chipka hue hai… Do you have a girl friend ? “

And bountiful of suggestions like -:

“His/her Company is not good, keep away from him/her”
 
“Don’t make any Programs without permission !”
“We don’t have money for your wandering habits.”
 “Don’t drive fast…..”
“Don’t drink and smoke..”

“Come on time……”

“Concentrate on studies and studies and studies…”

“ Learn something from Mr.Sharma’s (or verma, kapoor, Mehta, etc) son/daughter. Pata hai, he/ she has cracked IIM/IIT/AIIMS …”

In addition to relief from these questions, we were also offered with numerous other unproductive amusements and charms like our -:

·        Never ending cock-tail parties (sometimes we used to drink till sunrise, with all variants of alcohol.) The study table meant for books was always packed with beer, vodka, wine, whiskey bottles and snacks, since a good MBA should always have good wine-ing and dining skills.

·        Watching movies all night, be it hollywood, bollywood, tollywood, kollywood (some with subtitles of course). Hero, heroine, naach gana hona chahiye bas ! ( Even Sachin Tendulkar can’t beat our this record )

·        Bunking Classes (like owls we slept during day and stayed up at nights).


·        Card games (I began as a novice and I ended up as ‘the’ Master blaster).

·        Full utilization of low night tariffs!(apply only to few lucky bastards )


·        Spending money that doesn’t belong to you and vice versa.

·        Baba ji’s spirituality Classes.(only for a chosen few)


·        Mimicking Faculty and others.

·        Weird Philosophies (e.g.- kuch kam nai hai toh….kisi aur ka time/kaam barbaad karna)


·        Video Gaming (special competitions of counter strike, aoe and nfs)

·        Crazy Birthday Suprises (BEWARE ..!!! woh Sabse dard aur taqleef wla din hota hai…ouch!)


·        Weird photographs, videos and facebook status’

·        One night stand with Xeroxed notes (on the day before examination)

·        Fighting for Buckets and bathroom availability (As H2O is always in short in supply in HSV and comes with fixed timings)


·        2 years of laughing, crying, sharing, caring and learning the lessons of life in a new way with each passing day.

 To cut the long story short here is a copied status from someone’s facebook wall which explains everything so well-:

“Hostel Life is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several lakhs a year just for you to go to a strange town and have the time of your life?”


Before I end this saga and introduce you to my roommates in the next episode, here are some of the popular sayings ( kuch mashoor dialogue ) of HSV hostels.

1. Class ka time kya hai? oye uth sale ********* 5 minute reh gaye!!
2. Abe saale Cigarette hai???
3. Market chalna hai?
4. Yaar abhi bhi 4 chapters baki hain.
5. Chai peene chale?? Paronthe khane chale??
 6. Bike nikal bhai, Gedi mar ke aate hai.
 7. Aaj Mall chalte hai.
8. Ghar kab ja rha hai?? Wapis kab aayega??
9. Party karte hai? Contri nikal.
10. “Paani khatam hogaya.” ….. “saale daru ke liye kuch to chhod deta!!!”
11. Yaar koi  nayi movie padi hai??
12. Campus chalein....mahol acha ha
13. Assignment ki copy de
14. Aaj maggi/chai kon bnae ga???  - “abe oye aalsi ****** … uth…Teri Bari hai..”

and some famous one’s after Booz party…
1.Bhai hai tu mera
2.Yeh mat samajh ki main pi kar bol rha hu.
3.Mai teri dil se ijjat karta hu.
4.Tu bol bhai kya chahiye tere liye jaan bhi hazir hai
5.Kash wo mil jati to aaj ye hath me na hoti.
 
And undoubtedly the best one
 

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