EPISODE 7-RooM no. S9, Buddha Hostel
Meet my first neighbor who considers himself as the most happening “dude” not only in IBS, but also HSV. His name is Ghanshyam Chakarvarty also known as kacha and sarkari. This guy was more mysterious than any girl on earth. He was secretive about almost everything. He still drove a 1990 model of Hamara Bajaj. When not bragging about his skills, qualities and medieval philosophies, he used to share his own fake epic stories in superlative degree (In shudh hindi it is known as "Atishyokti Alankar "
He always had a helping hand for girls and was world renowned in IBS for his mad crush on Abhilasha Singh Thakur one of our fellow classmates.
BTW, Abhilasha… she was the youngest of four children in a divided house. She was popular because she was a bombshell. She looked as hot as a super model and her most significant achievement in life was that once she had walked the ramp for some unknown fashion show. She was a cynosure of our every MBA party with matchless dancing and drinking abilities. She looks like a Barbie and smokes like a Marley and smiles like a Charlie. Gosh! She was seriously sexy in her black mini skirt with matching black pencil heels, which were surely enough for men like Ghanshyam to have a multi-colored orgasm.
If we look beyond her looks (although we never did), this girl was always upset and angry and was a carrier of stress for others. Statistically speaking in IBS she just had one friend and one infatuation. Ghanshyam was the friend, whom she used for multiple purposes like assignments, proxies, guy who gets her phone recharged and sometimes getting her feet massaged. Poor guy was really madly in love with the lovely princess who was falling in love with Ghanshyam’s Roommate.
Before I introduce you to Ghanshyam’s Roomate, let me show you a famous Brand survey for a Brand of which Ghanshyam is the most loyal customer.
Survey - :
Which shaving cream do you use?
Ghanshyam: Nik's
Which aftershave do you use?
Ghanshyam : Nik's
Which deodorant do you use?
Ghanshyam : Nik's
Which toothpaste do you use?
Ghanshyam: Nik's
Which aftershave do you use?
Ghanshyam : Nik's
Which deodorant do you use?
Ghanshyam : Nik's
Which toothpaste do you use?
Ghanshyam : Nik's
Which shampoo do you use?
Which shampoo do you use?
Ghanshyam : Nik's
And so on….
wondering why you haven’t heard of this brand ?
‘cos Nik is neither an International nor a domestic Brand, Nik is Ghanshyam’s roommate and Abhilasha’s crush.
wondering why you haven’t heard of this brand ?
‘cos Nik is neither an International nor a domestic Brand, Nik is Ghanshyam’s roommate and Abhilasha’s crush.
Nik was a rich, carefree, happy-go-lucky gen - Y Hunk. He was the spoiled son of rich businessman with a very strong Political Background. He was the supreme bachelor of our batch, when it came to women and alcohol he had no boundaries. His life was a pursuit for sex, romance and love from different sources. For him being in love was the very essence of being alive. He just believe in dating dames but never thought of relationships, as then they become dull, routine, boring , full of expectations and possessive over time .
He was a free spirit, rules were never meant for him. They say DONT DRINK N DRIVE, yet he would reach hostel safely every night in his shimmering red Honda City (Top Version). They say U CANT ESCAPE TRUE LOVE yet here he was falling in love every other week and always walking away safe. His Philosophy is simple “Don’t make mistakes, just date them”
Girls and Nik
To girls he was the Prince Charming. Around 6 feet tall, narrow waist, a V-shaped torso, broad shoulders, fair skin and a Honda City were his charms. Add to that his personality, dress sense, high Confidence levels; and here we have – Nik - Every guy’s envy and every girl’s dream.
To girls (including the beautiful ones with tonnes of attitude) even his flaws appeared cute and quirky. Statistically speaking every girl in our batch adored him and at least 50 percent of them had a crush with the biggest known crush of Abhilasha singh Thakur. It was a sort of triangle… sarkari crazy for Abhilasha, Abhilasha for Nik and Nik for… no one! Before this love triangle got more complicated, I also have to introduce you to Vivek, my neighbor number 3 residing in Room No. S9.
Sorry he is an unavailable at the moment; let’s catch him in the class of Advance Study in the next episode…
Disclaimer - Episode 7 - RooM S9-Buddha Hostel,HSV
All characters appearing in this Blog Novel and this Episode are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, my friends, is purely coincidental or it might be a miracle
EPISODES - FUNSUTRA OF A RUINED MBA Degree...
episode - 1 Life Outside University Gates
episode - 2 Once Upon a Time in Shimla
episode- 3 Save General Class
episode-4 Fun and Frustrations of a Hostel Life
episode 5 - Fun-sutra of an Amusing Hostel Life
episode 6 - Room no. S8, Buddha Hostel HSV
episode 7 - Room no. S9, Buddha Hostel HSV
episode 8-First set of love birds flew on an old Maruti 800…
Copyright © 2010 Sudhanshu Kapoor, Preeti Arora
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